1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,730 BRASS BAND PLAYS "Summer Holiday" 2 00:00:28,810 --> 00:00:32,230 THUNDER ROLLS 3 00:00:58,690 --> 00:01:02,020 - We're goin' where the sun shines brightly 4 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:06,190 - - We're goin' where the sea is blue 5 00:01:06,190 --> 00:01:10,270 - - We've seen it in the movies 6 00:01:10,270 --> 00:01:14,230 - - Now let's see if it's true 7 00:01:14,230 --> 00:01:18,350 - - Everybody has a summer holiday 8 00:01:18,350 --> 00:01:21,480 - - Doin' things they always wanted to 9 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:25,440 - - So we're goin' on a summer holiday 10 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:29,100 - - To make our dreams come true 11 00:01:29,100 --> 00:01:33,060 - - For me and you 12 00:01:33,060 --> 00:01:36,730 - - Mm-mm, mm-mm 13 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:40,730 - - Mm-mm, mm-mm. - 14 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:50,500 - I always say there's nothing like a beautiful English summer's day. 15 00:01:50,500 --> 00:01:52,600 This is nothing like one! 16 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:54,850 - In 7 days we'll be on our holiday. 17 00:01:54,850 --> 00:01:58,100 - In 7 days, we'll be on our holiday. - Well put! 18 00:01:58,100 --> 00:02:01,700 - Where are we going to? - I've got it all worked out. 19 00:02:01,700 --> 00:02:08,300 Assuming we can hitch-hike free to the Riviera, 20 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:11,810 we'll be able to stay there for three whole luxurious hours! 21 00:02:11,810 --> 00:02:14,020 - Very funny. Ha-ha (!) 22 00:02:14,900 --> 00:02:18,980 But what are we gonna do? - I think Don's got something up his sleeve. 23 00:02:18,980 --> 00:02:21,150 - Yeah? - His arm! 24 00:02:33,650 --> 00:02:36,440 - I've got it! - Got what? 25 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:39,940 - This bus. - - London Transport said OK. - 26 00:02:39,940 --> 00:02:42,480 OK? - OK to what? 27 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:46,650 - - OK to use this bus for transport on our holiday. They're with it. - 28 00:02:46,650 --> 00:02:48,060 - With what? 29 00:02:48,060 --> 00:02:53,770 - - With the plan I outlined today. - - What plan? - What plan? 30 00:02:53,770 --> 00:02:57,650 - If we can do it once, they'll back us all the way. - 31 00:02:57,650 --> 00:03:03,020 - What are you talking about? - Listen, you nuts. 32 00:03:03,020 --> 00:03:06,440 I've persuaded London Transport to lend us this old bus. 33 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:10,940 We fix it up like a mobile hotel and go to the South of France. 34 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:14,560 Next year we take paying passengers. 35 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:21,020 - Great! - Isn't that marvellous? - Yeah! - One thing. We do the fixing. 36 00:03:21,020 --> 00:03:24,020 - That's all we gotta do (?) - That's all (!) 37 00:03:24,020 --> 00:03:28,230 - We've got time. - Seven days? 38 00:03:28,230 --> 00:03:31,900 - We'll get some of the fellas to help us. Come on! 39 00:03:31,900 --> 00:03:35,190 Come on, everybody, we need your help. 40 00:03:35,190 --> 00:03:38,400 Bill, bring your mates. 41 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,980 Bill! Jonathan, come here. 42 00:03:40,980 --> 00:03:44,440 Bud, I've got news for you. 43 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:49,560 I've got some great, great news. 44 00:03:51,230 --> 00:03:53,980 Fellas, fellas... 45 00:03:53,980 --> 00:03:57,060 how would you like the unique opportunity of doing seven days' 46 00:03:57,060 --> 00:04:01,100 overtime with no pay? - No! 47 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:06,230 - They sound very keen (!) - We're in a bit of a jam. We've just... 48 00:04:06,230 --> 00:04:11,520 - - Seven days to our holiday And there's such a lot to do 49 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:14,690 - - Come on, fellas, it's up to you 50 00:04:14,690 --> 00:04:18,980 - - We're in an awful stew Get us out of the spot 51 00:04:18,980 --> 00:04:23,400 - - Are you with us, or not? - 52 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:31,650 - Six days to our holiday And the bus should look like new 53 00:04:31,650 --> 00:04:34,400 - - Shiny bright as a birthday gift 54 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:39,020 - - Give it a real face-lift And its body the sheen 55 00:04:39,020 --> 00:04:41,520 - - Of a top beauty queen 56 00:04:42,940 --> 00:04:45,690 - - Five more days Just five more days 57 00:04:45,690 --> 00:04:48,520 - - To fix up dozens of things 58 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:51,350 - - Let's spring-clean it From front to rear 59 00:04:51,350 --> 00:04:54,600 - 60 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:59,900 - Four days to our holiday And we know before we're through 61 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:04,650 - - Our bus will be safer than any bank Tough as an army tank 62 00:05:04,650 --> 00:05:07,440 - - We will check everywhere 63 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:11,310 - - Though it's hard to get there 64 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:16,980 - - Three days to our holiday And those sunny skies of blue 65 00:05:16,980 --> 00:05:21,650 - - By the time that it leaves our shed Our bus will be bright red 66 00:05:21,650 --> 00:05:28,150 - - And we know that we will... - Paint Paris redder still. - Yes. 67 00:05:28,150 --> 00:05:33,850 - - Two days to our holiday All of the inside to do 68 00:05:33,850 --> 00:05:38,940 - - So this old London bus can pass As a hotel first-class - 69 00:05:38,940 --> 00:05:44,060 - We'll make everything fit. - Including... - Ah, yes, that's it. 70 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:50,650 - - One more day, just one more day So we must not waste an hour 71 00:05:50,650 --> 00:05:56,150 - - Come on, let's get the plumbing in Cor blimey, what a shower! 72 00:05:58,270 --> 00:06:03,480 - - Off we go on our holiday And it's you we have to thank. - 73 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:08,520 - Fellas, we'd like to say, all four of us, 74 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:12,190 we'd never have made it without you. Would we? - No. 75 00:06:12,190 --> 00:06:15,350 - It just goes to show you can't do without friends. 76 00:06:15,350 --> 00:06:18,690 - We won't forget you. - We'll send you postcards. 77 00:06:18,690 --> 00:06:23,980 - So long, chaps. See you when we get back, fellas. 78 00:06:23,980 --> 00:06:27,600 - See you, fellas. Cheers. Thanks for everything. 79 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:30,900 - ENGINE WON'T START 80 00:06:34,810 --> 00:06:38,770 Who forgot to fill the tank? 81 00:06:50,060 --> 00:06:54,310 - We're all going on a summer holiday 82 00:06:54,310 --> 00:06:57,400 - - No more workin' for a week or two 83 00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:01,350 - - Fun and laughter on our summer holiday 84 00:07:01,350 --> 00:07:05,230 - - No more worries for me or you 85 00:07:05,230 --> 00:07:07,940 - - For a week or two 86 00:07:07,940 --> 00:07:12,020 - - We're goin' where the sun shines brightly 87 00:07:12,020 --> 00:07:15,230 - - We're goin' where the sea is blue 88 00:07:15,230 --> 00:07:19,270 - - We've seen it in the movies 89 00:07:19,270 --> 00:07:23,230 - - Now let's see if it's true 90 00:07:23,230 --> 00:07:27,190 - - Everybody has a summer holiday 91 00:07:27,190 --> 00:07:30,690 - - Doing things they always wanted to 92 00:07:30,690 --> 00:07:34,690 - - So we're goin' on a summer holiday 93 00:07:34,690 --> 00:07:38,400 - - To make our dreams come true 94 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:41,600 - - For me and you. - 95 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,850 BUS HORN HOOTS 96 00:07:59,850 --> 00:08:04,770 - What's up? - Look! - What is it? - Dunno. It shouldn't be on the road. 97 00:08:04,770 --> 00:08:06,770 - Look! 98 00:08:06,770 --> 00:08:10,730 - Why is he hooting? There's plenty of room to pass. 99 00:08:10,730 --> 00:08:14,980 That's typical of French drivers! 100 00:08:14,980 --> 00:08:17,310 In a London bus? 101 00:08:17,310 --> 00:08:20,440 - They won't stop. - He thinks you want past. 102 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:22,730 - Can't see us. - I'll catch up. 103 00:08:26,020 --> 00:08:29,810 What's the French word for "wheel"? - La wheel. 104 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:31,190 Speak English. 105 00:08:31,190 --> 00:08:35,520 - They're probably French. - "Roue" is French for "wheel". 106 00:08:37,690 --> 00:08:40,350 - Roue! Roue! - The wheel! 107 00:08:40,350 --> 00:08:41,850 - What did he say? 108 00:08:41,850 --> 00:08:46,100 Rue. That means road. - Roue! 109 00:08:46,100 --> 00:08:51,520 - It's as much our rue as yours! What else did you get for Christmas? 110 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:56,350 - We're trying to say... - Get out of our way! 111 00:09:04,350 --> 00:09:08,480 - Go and see how the girls are while I see what the bus is doing. 112 00:09:11,850 --> 00:09:13,560 - Women! 113 00:09:15,190 --> 00:09:19,650 What they say about women drivers is true. Of all the stupid... 114 00:09:19,650 --> 00:09:23,480 - Women drivers? People like you shouldn't be on the road. 115 00:09:24,900 --> 00:09:27,690 - I'm Cyril. - I'm Sandy. 116 00:09:27,690 --> 00:09:30,440 - We wanted to tell you about your wheel. 117 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:33,400 - You watch where you're going! 118 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:36,850 Sandy, don't be beastly. 119 00:09:36,850 --> 00:09:38,350 - Steve Jones. 120 00:09:38,350 --> 00:09:41,770 - I'm Angie. - Glad to know you, Charlie. 121 00:09:41,770 --> 00:09:44,400 - The accident would have been more serious, 122 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:47,440 but for your superb driving. 123 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:49,850 - Glad you noticed. 124 00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:52,310 You didn't mean any harm. 125 00:09:52,310 --> 00:09:53,480 Cyril. 126 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:55,060 - I'm Cyril. He's Edwin. 127 00:09:55,060 --> 00:09:56,310 - Oh, yes. 128 00:09:56,310 --> 00:09:58,690 My favourite name! 129 00:09:58,690 --> 00:09:59,850 - Anyone hurt? 130 00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:03,480 - What's the damage? - The light and the radiator. We'll get to Paris. 131 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:07,400 Your car doesn't look so hot. 132 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:10,850 - But now you can travel in comfort. 133 00:10:10,850 --> 00:10:16,190 - We're not going on a bus! - You won't get far on holiday in this thing. 134 00:10:16,190 --> 00:10:17,730 - We're not on holiday. 135 00:10:17,730 --> 00:10:24,520 We're a singing trio and we're on our way to an engagement. 136 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:25,980 It's our first job. 137 00:10:25,980 --> 00:10:29,730 - Singers, great! We'll take you. 138 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:33,400 - Paris, Cannes. Nice. - Athens. - Athens... 139 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:34,560 Athens? 140 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:37,310 - It's conference time, gentlemen. 141 00:10:40,230 --> 00:10:44,020 - You start the ignition. We'll give it a push. 142 00:10:44,020 --> 00:10:49,270 If we go on to Athens, maybe I can drive. - Maybe! 143 00:10:49,270 --> 00:10:53,850 - Who says we take the girls. - Edwin? - Oh! 144 00:10:53,850 --> 00:10:55,270 - Let's go! 145 00:10:57,020 --> 00:10:58,480 - Good news! 146 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:02,060 My board of directors and myself have agreed to take you 147 00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:04,190 to Athens as our guests. 148 00:11:04,190 --> 00:11:09,230 - We're not hitch-hikers. We've got transport! 149 00:11:09,230 --> 00:11:13,440 - We're expert mechanics. This car's a write-off. 150 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,650 - You haven't looked at it. 151 00:11:15,650 --> 00:11:17,900 At least look at it. 152 00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:20,690 - Let's look at it. 153 00:11:20,690 --> 00:11:22,900 - What are they going to do? 154 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:28,520 What are you doing? 155 00:11:39,310 --> 00:11:41,310 Oh! 156 00:11:45,980 --> 00:11:47,060 Angie... 157 00:11:48,980 --> 00:11:51,060 Get out! 158 00:11:53,940 --> 00:11:55,230 Come on! 159 00:11:57,190 --> 00:12:03,810 - The bush upon the rotor-pump Is pushed into the floater sump 160 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:10,020 - - It's wearing out the trunnion teeth By bearing on the cog beneath 161 00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:13,150 - - Which means in terms of tension swings 162 00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:16,100 - - The seams of your suspension springs 163 00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:18,900 - - In cyclic thirds are set apart 164 00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:24,230 - - In very simple words, dear ladies Your car won't start 165 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:28,060 - 166 00:12:28,060 --> 00:12:33,600 Through the countryside with us 167 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:38,690 168 00:12:38,690 --> 00:12:42,810 you for a ride. 169 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:55,350 Now, look what you've done! 170 00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:01,940 - Listen... - Do you mind! 171 00:13:03,230 --> 00:13:08,850 - To try to wrench the gyrosphere Without a bench would take all year! 172 00:13:08,850 --> 00:13:12,560 - - Don't risk it like that on the road 173 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:15,650 - - There's something nasty round the bend. 174 00:13:15,650 --> 00:13:17,940 - 175 00:13:17,940 --> 00:13:23,190 car won't go! 176 00:13:23,190 --> 00:13:27,190 177 00:13:27,190 --> 00:13:29,980 178 00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:34,400 fide 179 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:38,690 you for a ride. 180 00:13:47,650 --> 00:13:49,690 Oh! 181 00:13:49,690 --> 00:13:50,980 - Ow! 182 00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:08,190 - Oh! 183 00:14:16,190 --> 00:14:19,060 What do you think he's doing? 184 00:14:19,060 --> 00:14:21,810 Here you are. Thank you. 185 00:14:21,810 --> 00:14:24,190 Come on, girls. 186 00:14:24,190 --> 00:14:25,810 Hey! 187 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:15,100 - You know, I shouldn't be surprised That gasket hood looks pulverised 188 00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:17,400 - received 189 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,770 190 00:15:19,770 --> 00:15:25,060 cutting out the parking light 191 00:15:25,060 --> 00:15:28,690 drum 192 00:15:28,690 --> 00:15:35,310 really had it, chum! 193 00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:38,730 194 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:42,310 195 00:15:42,310 --> 00:15:46,560 196 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:51,480 nationwide 197 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:57,440 There's no need to look terrified 198 00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:03,190 We are what the doctor specified 199 00:16:03,190 --> 00:16:04,560 200 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:08,400 with us. 201 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,650 CAR BACKFIRES 202 00:16:09,650 --> 00:16:12,190 203 00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:24,600 ri-i-i-i-i-de. 204 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:28,060 GIRLS SCREAM 205 00:16:32,810 --> 00:16:34,900 - Our offer's still open. 206 00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:38,980 - Girls, I think it's time for a conference. Excuse us. 207 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:47,850 Do we take a nice, fast train to Athens and get there on time? 208 00:16:47,850 --> 00:16:53,310 Or shall we risk it in a rickety old London bus with four strange boys? 209 00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:56,770 Those in favour of the fast train. 210 00:16:56,770 --> 00:17:00,190 Load the bus, boys. Here we come. 211 00:17:00,190 --> 00:17:02,900 - Come on, get the cases. 212 00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:07,100 - holiday... 213 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:34,480 EXCITED BABBLE 214 00:17:37,060 --> 00:17:43,650 - Oh, boy, Paris, France! - We're only staying until the bus is repaired. 215 00:17:43,650 --> 00:17:47,810 - A few hours in Paris could be like a lifetime! 216 00:17:50,810 --> 00:17:53,600 - Oh, I feel so good! 217 00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:36,730 - Sandy? - Yes? - I've never met a singer before. 218 00:18:36,730 --> 00:18:43,480 - You must have. - Not a professional. - Well, I've never been paid! 219 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:45,440 - I bet you've got a lovely voice. 220 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:52,020 - Not really, but in a trio you don't notice. - Bet I'd notice it anywhere! 221 00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:54,150 - Would you? 222 00:19:00,150 --> 00:19:03,980 We call ourselves Doh, Ray and Mi. 223 00:19:03,980 --> 00:19:05,810 I thought of that. Do you like it? 224 00:19:05,810 --> 00:19:06,940 Yeah. 225 00:19:06,940 --> 00:19:12,020 A good name for an act is important. 226 00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:14,560 Yes, I've heard that. 227 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:18,020 Of course I heard it! I said it! 228 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:30,650 - Charlie, you're very beautiful. 229 00:19:30,650 --> 00:19:34,520 - Do you call everyone Charlie? - Only the people I dig. 230 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:39,060 - Why Charlie? - It's an up-name. Happy. 231 00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:42,150 - Like "Good time Charlie"? - That's right. 232 00:19:42,150 --> 00:19:46,810 - Do you like my name - Angie? - I think it's the most, Charlie! 233 00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:49,520 - MUSIC STOPS 234 00:19:56,520 --> 00:20:00,100 - You twist marvellously! 235 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:04,150 - Hi. - Everything been done? - Everything's fine. - This is great! 236 00:20:04,150 --> 00:20:07,150 - I know. But we've got to go. - Aw! 237 00:20:07,150 --> 00:20:12,350 - You do want to get to Athens? - Yeah. Let's go. - Where's Steve? 238 00:20:43,230 --> 00:20:44,940 - Thank you. 239 00:20:44,940 --> 00:20:47,600 - Come on, we gotta go. 240 00:20:50,690 --> 00:20:53,230 All right, we must get out in about five minutes. 241 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:58,770 - Come on! 242 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:56,310 - Time to go. 243 00:21:57,980 --> 00:22:00,810 Come on, let's get out of here. 244 00:22:15,770 --> 00:22:18,400 - MUSIC: "Foot-Tapper" - The Shadows 245 00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:24,560 - Not too loud. We mustn't disturb the neighbours! Don... 246 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:29,310 where did you get to? - I went to a cafe. Had a great meal. 247 00:22:29,310 --> 00:22:32,100 - Food! We forgot! - Food! 248 00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:34,480 - I'm hungry. 249 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:38,230 I'd like French onion soup. 250 00:22:38,230 --> 00:22:40,560 - Followed by duck in orange sauce. 251 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:42,900 - And crepe suzette. 252 00:22:42,900 --> 00:22:46,020 - It's baked beans. With an egg on top. 253 00:22:46,020 --> 00:22:49,230 Now, help me lay the table. 254 00:22:49,230 --> 00:22:51,650 - Mind the disc! 255 00:22:51,650 --> 00:22:55,060 - Look out back there, we're coming to a railway crossing. 256 00:22:56,060 --> 00:22:58,940 Edwin! - LOUD THUMP 257 00:22:58,940 --> 00:23:01,480 Not me this time. 258 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:02,850 CLATTER 259 00:23:04,270 --> 00:23:07,730 - What was that? - We've got mice! - King-sized mice. 260 00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:10,770 - We'd better find out who's there. 261 00:23:10,770 --> 00:23:14,690 Girls, stay here. Boys, let's have a look. - Take a look. 262 00:23:14,690 --> 00:23:16,100 - Come on! 263 00:23:23,730 --> 00:23:25,850 It's a boy. 264 00:23:27,350 --> 00:23:28,600 He looks frightened. 265 00:23:30,190 --> 00:23:32,520 - Hey, our first stowaway! 266 00:23:34,060 --> 00:23:37,690 - All right, what's it all about? - Maybe he doesn't speak English. 267 00:23:37,690 --> 00:23:39,730 I'll speak French. 268 00:23:39,730 --> 00:23:43,560 Parlez-vous francais? - Are you lost, Charlie? 269 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:46,690 Etes-vous perdu, Charlie? 270 00:23:46,690 --> 00:23:49,190 - Ask him where he comes from. 271 00:23:49,190 --> 00:23:51,940 - Ou est la plume de ma tante? 272 00:23:51,940 --> 00:23:54,810 - Leave him alone. He's scared. 273 00:23:54,810 --> 00:23:56,560 He's no more than 14! 274 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,690 - He could talk. - He'll be hungry. 275 00:23:58,690 --> 00:24:01,190 - He can't understand. - Watch. Manger? 276 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,730 No more questions till he's had something to eat. 277 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,850 - You're English? 278 00:24:09,850 --> 00:24:11,100 American? 279 00:24:12,730 --> 00:24:16,150 - How old are you? - Fourteen. 280 00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:18,060 Have you run away from home? 281 00:24:18,060 --> 00:24:22,350 - I have no home. - You want to ride on the bus? 282 00:24:23,350 --> 00:24:25,900 - Where are you going? - We're going to Athens. 283 00:24:25,900 --> 00:24:29,980 - That's where I want to go. - Eat your meal and we'll see. 284 00:24:33,270 --> 00:24:37,350 I think we ought to bury the scraps outside. Cyril? 285 00:24:37,350 --> 00:24:39,730 - We'll get the sleeping bags ready. 286 00:24:44,980 --> 00:24:48,400 - What can we do? - We can't leave him. 287 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,690 - Drop him off at a police station? 288 00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:54,270 - No, we'll get tied up in red tape. 289 00:24:54,270 --> 00:24:55,980 - Maybe he's run away. 290 00:24:55,980 --> 00:24:59,650 - He said he has no home. - Probably a hitch-hiker. 291 00:24:59,650 --> 00:25:03,730 - We're pushed for time. - To get to Athens? - Yeah. 292 00:25:03,730 --> 00:25:08,690 We've got to rush through France, Switzerland, Austria, Yugoslavia. 293 00:25:08,690 --> 00:25:12,150 - Athens on Saturday. - Do we take him? 294 00:25:14,270 --> 00:25:15,900 Bury these, Edwin. 295 00:25:17,730 --> 00:25:23,480 Looks like you got yourself a ride. What's your name? - Bobby. - I'm Don. 296 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,560 - < Angie. - Steve. - Sandy. - I'm Cyril. 297 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:27,650 Mimsie. Hello. 298 00:25:27,650 --> 00:25:34,350 - The one outside's Edwin. We'd better turn in. You stay here. 299 00:25:36,770 --> 00:25:38,440 - Here, Bobby. 300 00:25:47,060 --> 00:25:51,520 - Er...do you always sleep with all your clothes on? - Yes. 301 00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:53,310 Goodnight. 302 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:19,270 How does this sound? "Dear Mummy, France is Fable. 303 00:26:19,270 --> 00:26:21,650 "We've picked up lots of culture. Love, Sandy." 304 00:26:21,650 --> 00:26:22,850 That's fine. 305 00:26:22,850 --> 00:26:26,980 - "Dear Ken, the world is beautiful. 306 00:26:26,980 --> 00:26:29,850 "Things really swing when you travel by bus. 307 00:26:29,850 --> 00:26:32,400 "The sky is bluer, the sun is brighter, 308 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:36,730 "and the girls are lovelier. Don." - Sheer poetry! 309 00:26:36,730 --> 00:26:41,940 - I've not seen one lovely girl here yet. - Oh? 310 00:26:41,940 --> 00:26:43,850 - Present company excluded. 311 00:26:43,850 --> 00:26:48,980 - Oh, poor thing, he's sick. THE doctor what is he.... 312 00:26:48,980 --> 00:26:52,190 - How about them? - They're lovely? 313 00:26:52,190 --> 00:26:53,520 - Oh, they're lovely. 314 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:57,310 - Beauty is in the eye of the beholder 315 00:26:57,310 --> 00:27:00,020 and when you're travelling, you're beholden. 316 00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:01,400 - Yeah? 317 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:06,060 - - Every girl is a beautiful girl 318 00:27:06,060 --> 00:27:10,020 - - When you're a stranger in town 319 00:27:11,810 --> 00:27:16,980 - - And every chick Looks so cute and slick 320 00:27:16,980 --> 00:27:22,690 - - When you're all alone and low down 321 00:27:22,690 --> 00:27:28,310 - - And then a smile Will open the door 322 00:27:28,310 --> 00:27:33,600 - - And in a little while You'll be a stranger no more 323 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:39,900 - - But till then, Every girl is a beautiful girl 324 00:27:39,900 --> 00:27:44,730 - - When you're a stranger In any town. - 325 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:50,230 WHISTLES THE TUNE 326 00:27:52,730 --> 00:27:54,940 - Hello Mrs. 327 00:29:14,770 --> 00:29:16,270 - Wait! Wait! 328 00:29:29,940 --> 00:29:32,690 What are you doing? 329 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:48,190 - And then a smile Will open the door 330 00:29:48,190 --> 00:29:53,520 - - And in a little while You'll be a stranger no more 331 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:59,940 - - But till then Every girl is a beautiful girl 332 00:29:59,940 --> 00:30:06,150 - - When you're a stranger Your heart is in danger 333 00:30:06,150 --> 00:30:11,940 - - When you're a stranger In tow-ow-own. - 334 00:30:11,940 --> 00:30:13,810 - Oh! 335 00:30:14,940 --> 00:30:17,850 But I was... Oh, women! 336 00:30:17,850 --> 00:30:20,020 - Hurray! 337 00:30:23,230 --> 00:30:24,690 - Coming down. 338 00:30:24,690 --> 00:30:29,480 - Oh, you are messy! - Edwin, put me down! 339 00:30:34,020 --> 00:30:36,690 - Bonjour. - Bonjour, monsieur. 340 00:30:36,690 --> 00:30:38,600 - Un telephone, monsieur. 341 00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:46,520 Monsieur! Monsieur! - Ah, monsieur. 342 00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,400 - Merci. 343 00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:54,150 Hotel Napoleon, Paris. Person to person, Mrs Winters. 344 00:30:59,060 --> 00:31:02,060 Her own TV show, ten weeks top money 345 00:31:02,060 --> 00:31:08,270 and she runs out without signing a contract. There's gratitude(!) 346 00:31:08,270 --> 00:31:10,350 - You said she could have a holiday. 347 00:31:10,350 --> 00:31:14,480 - A star can't loaf around for ten weeks. A star must work. 348 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:18,150 - She's supported us since she was four. 349 00:31:18,150 --> 00:31:21,060 - She had an enviable childhood. 350 00:31:21,060 --> 00:31:26,020 She learned from life, not books. 351 00:31:26,020 --> 00:31:28,440 - Like how to slip past hotel clerks? 352 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:31,190 - Oh-oh-oh! We travelled everywhere. 353 00:31:31,190 --> 00:31:34,980 - Fleeing creditors. - She saw the country. 354 00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:36,690 - At that speed?! 355 00:31:36,690 --> 00:31:39,560 - PHONE RINGS I don't want to speak to anyone. 356 00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:41,310 How could she do this to me?! 357 00:31:44,900 --> 00:31:46,940 - Hi, honey, how are you? 358 00:31:48,730 --> 00:31:50,650 - Who is it? - Barbara. 359 00:31:50,650 --> 00:31:54,440 - Barbara baby, what are you doing to me? 360 00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:59,150 I hope I never have to spend another night like last night. 361 00:31:59,150 --> 00:32:00,900 Worried to death! Where are you? 362 00:32:00,900 --> 00:32:05,940 I called so you wouldn't worry. 363 00:32:05,940 --> 00:32:08,020 But, baby, where are you? 364 00:32:08,020 --> 00:32:10,060 'I'm not going to tell you.' 365 00:32:10,060 --> 00:32:13,600 I'm your mother. You must tell me. 366 00:32:15,060 --> 00:32:18,480 Just a minute, there's someone at the door. 367 00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:21,850 Have this call traced. 368 00:32:21,850 --> 00:32:28,310 Now, Barbara, baby, I'm your mother, your own flesh and blood. 369 00:32:28,310 --> 00:32:30,350 If you're not back by 6.00pm, 370 00:32:30,350 --> 00:32:33,560 you'll see flesh and blood turned into steel! 371 00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:38,310 I'm having more fun than I've ever had and I'm not coming back. 372 00:32:38,310 --> 00:32:41,850 I'll see you in New York in a few weeks. 373 00:32:41,850 --> 00:32:44,520 I've got to go. Bye-bye. 374 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:46,400 Barbara! 375 00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:48,980 Hey, wait! 376 00:32:50,060 --> 00:32:52,350 - Allo? 377 00:32:52,350 --> 00:32:53,940 Oui. 378 00:32:58,230 --> 00:33:01,190 - Barbara! 379 00:33:01,190 --> 00:33:04,190 - The call came from a newspaper stall in Chaumont. 380 00:33:04,190 --> 00:33:08,230 The proprietor said the call was placed by a boy! 381 00:33:08,230 --> 00:33:10,900 - I know Barbara's voice! 382 00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:14,940 - She's in disguise so you can't find her. 383 00:33:14,940 --> 00:33:20,020 - Are you saying she ran away from me? What else did he say? 384 00:33:20,020 --> 00:33:25,100 - She's travelling with a bunch of English kids on a London bus. 385 00:33:25,100 --> 00:33:28,400 He heard them say something about going to Athens. 386 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:31,810 - Why would she go to Athens? 387 00:33:31,810 --> 00:33:38,100 Here's Chaumont. Their next stop would be Soyksant. 388 00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:41,020 - What? 389 00:33:41,020 --> 00:33:44,020 Soixante. - I'll have her stopped there. 390 00:33:50,190 --> 00:33:51,850 - Somebody bring up a towel. 391 00:33:51,850 --> 00:33:54,810 - Casanova's had two baths today! 392 00:33:54,810 --> 00:34:00,020 Edwin... Bobby, do us a favour. Take him up a towel. - Me? 393 00:34:00,020 --> 00:34:02,400 - You're not doing anything, are you? 394 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:05,690 - Well, I'm reading. This is ver... 395 00:34:05,690 --> 00:34:08,060 - One soft towel coming up! 396 00:34:12,350 --> 00:34:16,850 - Bobby, tell him that's the last one. After this, he uses a handkerchief. 397 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:22,270 - Hurry up with the towel. 398 00:34:22,270 --> 00:34:26,520 - Here you are. - Thanks, Bobby. Don't go away. I want to speak to you. 399 00:34:27,770 --> 00:34:29,980 - What about? - About you. 400 00:34:31,100 --> 00:34:35,190 You're not in any kind of trouble, are you? - Me? 401 00:34:35,190 --> 00:34:40,350 Whatever gave you that idea? - You're a bit young to be in Europe alone. 402 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:43,440 Excuse me. 403 00:34:45,020 --> 00:34:49,900 - I can take care of myself. I may be young, but I'm tough. 404 00:34:49,900 --> 00:34:52,100 - If that's the way you want it. 405 00:34:52,100 --> 00:34:54,650 Pass me my shorts. 406 00:34:58,310 --> 00:35:00,400 Thanks. 407 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:05,100 Just you remember. If ever you need any help, you know where to come. 408 00:35:05,100 --> 00:35:08,850 - Thanks, that... I'll get your shirt. 409 00:35:08,850 --> 00:35:11,190 Two buttons missing. I'll sew... 410 00:35:11,190 --> 00:35:14,270 I'll get one of the girls to sew them. 411 00:35:14,270 --> 00:35:17,560 - I'm no use with a needle. 412 00:35:19,850 --> 00:35:22,560 - Don, you need a woman to look after you. 413 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,810 - Oh, no! 414 00:35:24,810 --> 00:35:28,560 Mind you, girls are all very well, but at a distance. 415 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,770 Date them once, and then run. 416 00:35:30,770 --> 00:35:33,020 Date 'em twice and they're getting serious. 417 00:35:33,020 --> 00:35:36,810 - They don't think the way we do. - You're so right. 418 00:35:36,810 --> 00:35:39,730 They're chatting about weddings, 419 00:35:39,730 --> 00:35:43,230 and what's your favourite name for a girl? Next thing, you're hooked. 420 00:35:43,230 --> 00:35:45,850 No girl is going to own me. 421 00:35:47,310 --> 00:35:52,100 - What if you fall in love? - That'll never happen. 422 00:35:53,150 --> 00:35:55,270 - It could. 423 00:35:55,270 --> 00:35:59,100 Suppose it did? - Well, I'd er... 424 00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:05,400 You wouldn't understand. You're only fourteen. - And a half. 425 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:06,810 HORN BLARES 426 00:36:06,810 --> 00:36:09,350 - What's all that hooting? Let's see. 427 00:36:14,310 --> 00:36:18,310 - Would you get this character? - What is he doing? 428 00:36:24,020 --> 00:36:27,230 - What's with you, Charlie? You tired of life, or something? 429 00:36:27,230 --> 00:36:29,690 - What is he? - I don't know. 430 00:36:29,690 --> 00:36:31,650 - What do you think he wants? 431 00:36:34,190 --> 00:36:36,650 - I think he wants to ask us something. 432 00:36:42,350 --> 00:36:46,400 - MAKES A BUZZING NOISE 433 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,900 - I've got it! - I think he's got it! 434 00:36:51,900 --> 00:36:57,310 - He's stuck here and he wants us to give him a lift to the next town. 435 00:36:57,310 --> 00:37:00,100 - There must be a simpler way to ask. 436 00:37:00,100 --> 00:37:03,020 I don't think he can speak! Ow! 437 00:37:03,020 --> 00:37:05,600 - I do not 'ave to speak, mon vieux. 438 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,730 I am ze great Orlando. 439 00:37:07,730 --> 00:37:12,480 I speak ze international language of mime. 440 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:17,560 - How's that? - I can say anything I wish with my hands. 441 00:37:19,310 --> 00:37:21,900 - Very good. - My face. 442 00:37:21,900 --> 00:37:23,310 - Well, say something. 443 00:37:24,980 --> 00:37:27,980 I think he wants a lift! - Bon! You understood! 444 00:37:27,980 --> 00:37:31,230 Actions speak louder than words. - How's this? 445 00:37:36,810 --> 00:37:40,980 - Tres bien. Time is flying. You 'ave to be off. - Oui. - Voila. 446 00:37:40,980 --> 00:37:42,770 - If you want a lift, hop aboard. 447 00:37:42,770 --> 00:37:45,810 - Merci bien. As we speed along, 448 00:37:45,810 --> 00:37:52,980 I will teach you all mime with the assistance of my company. 449 00:37:52,980 --> 00:37:55,600 Venez vite! Allons, mes enfants! 450 00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:05,850 ALL SPEAK AT ONCE 451 00:38:07,190 --> 00:38:08,310 - Vive la France! 452 00:38:09,350 --> 00:38:10,980 - Vive la France (!) 453 00:38:15,310 --> 00:38:17,600 Good morning! 454 00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:20,850 - Barbara will be back tonight. 455 00:38:20,850 --> 00:38:23,190 - No, don't let her come home. 456 00:38:23,190 --> 00:38:27,560 - Jerry, you mustn't be hard on her. - Stella, look... 457 00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:30,190 - I'm her mother. I've devoted my life to her career. 458 00:38:30,190 --> 00:38:32,190 - True. 459 00:38:32,190 --> 00:38:37,190 - All I thought about is her... - Stella, read this! 460 00:38:37,190 --> 00:38:39,560 - It made the front page! 461 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:43,770 - This is the greatest thing that could have happened 462 00:38:43,770 --> 00:38:47,060 because it's natural. We didn't dream it up. 463 00:38:47,060 --> 00:38:49,020 It's great publicity. 464 00:38:49,020 --> 00:38:54,730 Hedda Hopper phoned me this morning. She wanted the inside story. 465 00:38:54,730 --> 00:38:56,480 - She didn't think it was phoney? 466 00:38:56,480 --> 00:39:00,350 - She understood why she'd leave you. 467 00:39:00,350 --> 00:39:02,060 - Oh, Jerry, that's won... 468 00:39:02,060 --> 00:39:05,190 What did she mean by that? - Who knows? 469 00:39:05,190 --> 00:39:10,690 But Barbara must stay away. We must make the most of this. 470 00:39:10,690 --> 00:39:15,310 Can you imagine? For two weeks, people doing nothing but reading 471 00:39:15,310 --> 00:39:17,520 and talking about Barbara Winters. 472 00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:21,400 London, Paris, Rome, Hollywood... - Hollywood! 473 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:25,730 The Academy Award! - Stella! 474 00:39:25,730 --> 00:39:29,020 - She mustn't come back. - Where is she? 475 00:39:29,020 --> 00:39:32,730 - On a London bus going to Athens. 476 00:39:32,730 --> 00:39:37,980 - That will attract attention. - We could have them arrested. 477 00:39:37,980 --> 00:39:39,520 - For what? 478 00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:44,770 - I bet they haven't got a licence to carry passengers. 479 00:39:44,770 --> 00:39:46,440 - Are they carrying passengers? 480 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:52,940 - What do you think Barbara is? Call the police at that place. 481 00:39:52,940 --> 00:39:55,310 - Swixent. - Well... 482 00:39:57,190 --> 00:40:01,230 - Hello? We'd like to place a call to the police at Swixent. 483 00:40:01,230 --> 00:40:04,310 - Mention that official we met at dinner. 484 00:40:04,310 --> 00:40:07,650 - S-o-i-x... Soixante. 485 00:40:07,650 --> 00:40:11,810 - Who cares? - Look, police - Soixante. 486 00:40:13,980 --> 00:40:15,810 - SILENCE! 487 00:40:15,810 --> 00:40:19,770 - We weren't taking money, just giving them lifts. 488 00:40:19,770 --> 00:40:25,480 - I have heard that you are plying for hire in this dangerous bus. 489 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,940 You will be made an example of. 490 00:40:27,940 --> 00:40:34,190 We can't have such dangerous conduct in France! We have careful drivers. 491 00:40:34,190 --> 00:40:37,480 TYRES SCREECH - CRASH 492 00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:41,150 You will be remanded in custody 493 00:40:41,150 --> 00:40:44,600 pending further investigation into this incident. 494 00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:49,730 - We're just tourists on our way to Greece. 495 00:40:49,730 --> 00:40:53,270 - I dare say we shall have it all solved in a week's time. 496 00:40:53,270 --> 00:40:55,980 ALL PROTEST 497 00:40:55,980 --> 00:40:58,600 Silence! 498 00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:01,100 - We have to be in Athens in five days. 499 00:41:01,100 --> 00:41:05,520 We did NOT use the bus for hire. - So YOU say. 500 00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:08,480 Paris disagrees. 501 00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:10,270 - We don't know anybody in Paris. 502 00:41:10,270 --> 00:41:14,310 - Our information is from Bonaparte. - Napoleon? 503 00:41:14,310 --> 00:41:19,940 - No, Jaime Bonaparte. No relation, but very high up in the Ministry. 504 00:41:19,940 --> 00:41:24,350 If he says you are bus passenger transporters, 505 00:41:24,350 --> 00:41:27,900 then you are, until you prove differently. 506 00:41:27,900 --> 00:41:32,650 - Monsieur le president, perhaps I can be of some assistance. 507 00:41:32,650 --> 00:41:33,940 - Oui? 508 00:41:35,100 --> 00:41:37,270 MUTTERS IN FRENCH 509 00:41:41,060 --> 00:41:42,940 Who are you? 510 00:41:42,940 --> 00:41:48,190 - I am the Great Orlando, leader of this troupe of entertainers. 511 00:41:48,190 --> 00:41:51,190 - So, now you are entertainers? 512 00:41:51,190 --> 00:41:54,940 A moment ago, you were tourists. - Tourists can be many things. 513 00:41:54,940 --> 00:41:57,940 Truly, we are all entertainers. 514 00:42:00,770 --> 00:42:03,150 - I suppose this can be proved? 515 00:42:03,150 --> 00:42:08,560 - Monsieur, I ask nothing more than that you permit us to entertain you. 516 00:42:11,060 --> 00:42:14,310 - Very well. Begin. - Merci bien. 517 00:42:14,310 --> 00:42:17,810 I beg a few moments of ze court's time to organise... 518 00:42:17,810 --> 00:42:21,560 - No, no, no. You give a show now. 519 00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:24,940 - We 'ave need of props, make-up, costumes. 520 00:42:24,940 --> 00:42:28,650 - All you need is talent. 521 00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:33,600 - Absolument vrai, monsieur le president. 522 00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:35,650 Absolument vrai. - Oui. 523 00:42:35,650 --> 00:42:38,900 - Just as a judge needs only wisdom. 524 00:42:38,900 --> 00:42:43,270 Yet you wear this robe as a costume, use that gavel as a prop 525 00:42:43,270 --> 00:42:45,650 and zis courthouse as your scenery. 526 00:42:48,190 --> 00:42:52,150 - Very well, you can 'ave ten minutes to get ready, 527 00:42:52,150 --> 00:42:56,520 and then you either begin your show or your sentence. 528 00:42:58,850 --> 00:43:02,310 - Vite! Oh! Pardon, monsieur le president. 529 00:43:06,940 --> 00:43:10,150 - ALL TALK AT ONCE 530 00:43:10,150 --> 00:43:12,230 - What have you got us into? 531 00:43:14,060 --> 00:43:16,770 - Ssh-ssh! 532 00:43:16,770 --> 00:43:20,350 You wish to get out of 'ere? - ALL: Yes! 533 00:43:20,350 --> 00:43:22,230 - You will perform. - We can't. 534 00:43:22,230 --> 00:43:25,810 - You will learn. - In ten minutes? - Oui. 535 00:43:25,810 --> 00:43:31,600 - We haven't got a script! We can't say any old lines! 536 00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:33,940 - Who 'as mentioned any old lines? 537 00:43:33,940 --> 00:43:36,900 Have you forgotten what I told you? 538 00:43:36,900 --> 00:43:39,190 Actions speak louder than words. 539 00:43:39,190 --> 00:43:41,350 Le maquillage! 540 00:43:41,350 --> 00:43:43,060 La musique! 541 00:43:43,060 --> 00:43:44,900 Les costumes! 542 00:43:44,900 --> 00:43:48,350 Il faut donner la plus belle spectacle du monde! 543 00:43:48,350 --> 00:43:49,560 - Voila! 544 00:44:05,310 --> 00:44:08,190 - Vite! Vite! Vite! Josephine, depeches-toi! 545 00:44:08,190 --> 00:44:09,850 Allons, mes enfants! 546 00:44:09,850 --> 00:44:15,270 Vite, vite, mes amis! Comprenez - actions speak louder than words! 547 00:49:48,900 --> 00:49:51,690 - I think we'd better beat it. 548 00:50:12,810 --> 00:50:14,850 - Oh! 549 00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:21,770 - Call on me if you ever need work, my boy. 550 00:50:21,770 --> 00:50:25,060 That's a splendid imitation of a girl. 551 00:50:28,230 --> 00:50:29,480 - Hello. 552 00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:33,770 Look, I know I owe you all an explanation, but I just can't. 553 00:50:33,770 --> 00:50:39,230 If I could pay my fare and be treated like the other girls... 554 00:50:39,230 --> 00:50:41,980 You don't know what you're saying! 555 00:50:41,980 --> 00:50:43,810 - You don't owe us an explanation. 556 00:50:43,810 --> 00:50:48,020 As for paying, come along as a friend. 557 00:50:51,270 --> 00:50:55,350 - Unanimous! Head 'em up and move 'em out! 558 00:50:55,350 --> 00:50:58,150 - Oh, thank you! 559 00:51:02,190 --> 00:51:05,190 - You've done all right! That's a very nice girl. 560 00:51:05,190 --> 00:51:08,770 - All I did was ask her along. - She seems very grateful. 561 00:51:08,770 --> 00:51:11,350 - Hey, what's this? 562 00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:14,770 - Hey, this is not a running buffet! 563 00:51:14,770 --> 00:51:18,440 I'd watch that girl. You know what they say about American dollies. 564 00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:21,520 - Cyril, not this boy. 565 00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:22,900 - Who is he? 566 00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:29,150 - When I was young My father said, 567 00:51:29,150 --> 00:51:31,810 - - Son, I have something to say 568 00:51:32,980 --> 00:51:36,020 - - And what he told me I'll never forget 569 00:51:36,020 --> 00:51:38,940 - - Until my dying day 570 00:51:38,940 --> 00:51:43,190 - - He said, Son, you are a bachelor boy 571 00:51:43,190 --> 00:51:46,600 - - And that's the way to stay 572 00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:52,810 - - Son, you be a bachelor boy Until your dyin' day 573 00:51:55,650 --> 00:51:58,810 - - When I was sixteen, I fell in love 574 00:51:58,810 --> 00:52:02,560 - - With a girl as sweet as can be 575 00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:08,690 - - But I remembered just in time What my daddy said to me 576 00:52:08,690 --> 00:52:09,940 - - He said, 577 00:52:09,940 --> 00:52:16,730 - Son, you are a bachelor boy And that's the way to stay 578 00:52:16,730 --> 00:52:23,020 your dyin' day 579 00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:29,100 - As time goes by I probably will 580 00:52:29,100 --> 00:52:32,440 - - Meet a girl and fall in love 581 00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:35,940 - - Then I'll get married Have a wife and a child 582 00:52:35,940 --> 00:52:38,770 - - And they'll be my turtle doves 583 00:52:38,770 --> 00:52:43,020 - - But until then I'll be a bachelor boy 584 00:52:43,020 --> 00:52:46,600 - - And that's the way I'll stay 585 00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:52,850 - - Happy to be a bachelor boy Until my dyin' day 586 00:52:52,850 --> 00:52:57,020 - - But until then I'll be a bachelor boy 587 00:52:57,020 --> 00:53:00,480 - - And that's the way I'll stay 588 00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:07,400 - - Happy to be a bachelor boy Until my dyin' day-ay-ay-ay. - 589 00:53:13,980 --> 00:53:17,310 Well, where are they? - They've gone. 590 00:53:17,310 --> 00:53:21,520 - They were to hold them here! - Well, they didn't. 591 00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:26,350 - That's French justice for you. How long have they been gone? 592 00:53:26,350 --> 00:53:29,100 - Er...monsieur...er... 593 00:53:29,100 --> 00:53:33,440 A few hours. - Come on. We'll find them. 594 00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:35,650 - They could be in Switzerland! 595 00:53:35,650 --> 00:53:41,100 - So we'll stop them in Switzerland! Oh, the agonies of motherhood! 596 00:53:59,350 --> 00:54:03,100 - Cyril, where's my breakfast? Isn't it your turn to take over? 597 00:54:03,100 --> 00:54:06,480 - Be with you in a minute, Steve. 598 00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:10,560 - Come on, Cyril, Steve's breakfast is ready. 599 00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:12,310 - Does this bus never stop? 600 00:54:12,310 --> 00:54:14,980 I never slept a wink last night. 601 00:54:14,980 --> 00:54:19,520 - So you'll remember that we stopped at the Swiss frontier. - Did we? 602 00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:23,100 Yeah... - We should be in Athens in time. 603 00:54:23,100 --> 00:54:25,190 Steve, pull over! 604 00:54:30,230 --> 00:54:32,230 - Hey, where's the fire, Charlie? 605 00:54:37,230 --> 00:54:41,150 - Did they see us? - At this speed, I can't see us! 606 00:54:49,190 --> 00:54:53,900 They'll have to take the other road about a mile back. 607 00:54:53,900 --> 00:54:56,270 - Remove that sign. 608 00:54:56,270 --> 00:54:59,520 - They could get stuck on the mountain. 609 00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:01,650 - Why are we here? 610 00:55:01,650 --> 00:55:03,440 - You're right! 611 00:55:32,850 --> 00:55:37,600 - What's slowing us down? - This hill. I think it's a one in one! 612 00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:42,400 - Cyril... Don't turn round! You're all a bit worried about Barbara. 613 00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:49,560 I have an idea. The bus stalls. You all carry the gear up the hill. 614 00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:55,810 I drive Barbara up and find out all about her. - WE drive and YOU walk. 615 00:55:55,810 --> 00:56:00,190 - Do you want to find out about her? - Yes. - Good. Just back me up. 616 00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:02,810 - I'll give the performance of my lifetime! 617 00:56:02,810 --> 00:56:05,730 I'll probably get a busman's Oscar! 618 00:56:05,730 --> 00:56:08,150 Bachelor boy? - Just tell me when. 619 00:56:08,150 --> 00:56:09,810 - ENGINE DIES 620 00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:18,730 - Edwin! 621 00:56:18,730 --> 00:56:22,150 - Sorry. - Think you can make it? - Yes. 622 00:56:22,150 --> 00:56:26,560 I'd better take someone with me in case I run into any trouble. 623 00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:31,520 Barbara? - Sandy's the lightest. 624 00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:34,350 No, I want to stay with Cyril. 625 00:56:34,350 --> 00:56:36,100 - Come on, Barbara. 626 00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:44,520 All clear? - Good luck, Charlie! 627 00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:48,150 - Good luck! - Ready when you are. 628 00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:00,690 Hurray! - Hurray! 629 00:57:08,900 --> 00:57:13,650 630 00:57:18,270 --> 00:57:21,440 - Are you sure you know where you're going, Edwin? 631 00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:25,730 - I think this mountain keeps growing as we climb. - Look! 632 00:57:35,100 --> 00:57:37,480 Oh, it's got no collar. - And no brandy! 633 00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:41,310 - We find the only St Bernard in Switzerland with no brandy! 634 00:57:41,310 --> 00:57:43,480 - Story of my life. Here we go! 635 00:57:47,060 --> 00:57:49,480 - Look, he wants to join us. 636 00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:53,060 Maybe we can take him with us. He doesn't seem to belong to anyone. 637 00:57:53,060 --> 00:57:54,730 - Want to go to Athens, Charlie? 638 00:57:57,600 --> 00:58:02,560 - If you turn out to be a girl too, I'm leaving the bus! 639 00:58:04,350 --> 00:58:06,190 - Come on, Charlie. 640 00:58:21,310 --> 00:58:22,560 - We made it. 641 00:58:25,020 --> 00:58:26,850 What's so funny? 642 00:58:28,650 --> 00:58:31,900 Oh, I know. You're laughing at me because of all those things 643 00:58:31,900 --> 00:58:35,400 I said to you yesterday. - No. 644 00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:39,560 I think you were perfectly right. - I was? 645 00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:45,190 - Yes. A girl shouldn't think she owns a guy just because he held her hand. 646 00:58:46,270 --> 00:58:49,940 - You know, I brought you up here to find out all about you 647 00:58:49,940 --> 00:58:53,400 but now I don't think it matters. 648 00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:55,270 - Thank you. 649 00:59:02,150 --> 00:59:04,560 - Barbara, wait a minute! 650 00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:09,520 - Maybe you think I'm going to be like every other girl you've known. 651 00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:12,980 I'm going to try to hook you. Want to own you. 652 00:59:12,980 --> 00:59:15,690 May I tell you something? 653 00:59:15,690 --> 00:59:18,060 I don't want to own you. 654 00:59:18,060 --> 00:59:20,900 I don't even want to rent you! 655 00:59:20,900 --> 00:59:23,480 So you have nothing to worry about. 656 00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:28,400 - I'm not committing any crime. I just want to be free. 657 00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:32,850 I have nothing against love, but it ought to be easy and casual. 658 00:59:32,850 --> 00:59:35,150 - Fun? - That's right. 659 00:59:35,150 --> 00:59:38,520 It's too light to go on forever. 660 00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:45,310 - Nothing should last forever. I lose interest after an hour. - We agree! 661 00:59:45,310 --> 00:59:47,230 - On everything. 662 00:59:47,230 --> 00:59:52,440 - You know, I could be interested in you. - Feel free! 663 00:59:52,440 --> 00:59:53,600 - Well... 664 00:59:55,230 --> 01:00:00,100 - - Ours will be A swinging affair 665 01:00:00,100 --> 01:00:05,310 - - We won't be tied We'll stay as free as air 666 01:00:05,310 --> 01:00:10,440 - - For we won't care What tomorrow brings 667 01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:17,770 - - It'll be just one of those...swingin' things 668 01:00:17,770 --> 01:00:22,650 - - Ours will be A swinging affair 669 01:00:24,350 --> 01:00:29,020 - - We will just be A very casual pair 670 01:00:29,020 --> 01:00:33,730 - - For love won't make us An April Fool 671 01:00:33,730 --> 01:00:39,440 - - Now we've both decided We'll play it cool 672 01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:47,060 - - We'll share a few laughs We'll share an odd date 673 01:00:47,060 --> 01:00:52,560 - - We'll share a few kisses When it's growing late 674 01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:57,980 - - And though the stars and moon May shine up above 675 01:00:57,980 --> 01:01:04,100 - - We'll enjoy the magic But we won't fall in love 676 01:01:04,100 --> 01:01:08,940 - - Ours will be A ring-a-ding-ding 677 01:01:09,980 --> 01:01:14,980 - - Just for kicks We two will have our fling 678 01:01:14,980 --> 01:01:19,730 - - And we'll have fun While there's time to spare 679 01:01:19,730 --> 01:01:25,270 - - For we'll both enjoy our swinging affair. - 680 01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:28,400 - What's the matter? 681 01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:31,020 - Nothing. It was fun while it lasted. 682 01:01:31,020 --> 01:01:36,100 - But-but-but... - It can't go on forever. I'll always remember you. 683 01:01:37,270 --> 01:01:42,730 684 01:01:42,730 --> 01:01:47,940 air 685 01:01:47,940 --> 01:01:52,900 brings 686 01:01:52,900 --> 01:01:59,060 things 687 01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:05,900 688 01:02:05,900 --> 01:02:11,100 689 01:02:11,100 --> 01:02:16,020 690 01:02:16,020 --> 01:02:21,520 cool 691 01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:29,400 an odd date 692 01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:34,650 growing late 693 01:02:34,650 --> 01:02:40,440 shine up above 694 01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:46,980 fall in love 695 01:02:46,980 --> 01:02:51,150 696 01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:57,350 fling 697 01:02:57,350 --> 01:03:02,310 time to spare 698 01:03:02,310 --> 01:03:06,310 affair. 699 01:03:06,310 --> 01:03:07,650 - Hey, hold on! But... 700 01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:36,190 - fall in love 701 01:03:36,190 --> 01:03:40,480 - A ring-a-ding-ding 702 01:03:41,980 --> 01:03:46,770 - our fling 703 01:03:46,770 --> 01:03:51,150 - And we'll pretend We are not aware 704 01:03:51,150 --> 01:03:56,980 - Than a swinging affair. 705 01:04:00,100 --> 01:04:02,150 Miss! 706 01:04:02,150 --> 01:04:03,940 Five beers. 707 01:04:03,940 --> 01:04:06,060 SPEAK ITALIAN 708 01:04:07,690 --> 01:04:10,600 - Hey, Don! - Here come the others. 709 01:04:14,230 --> 01:04:15,730 - Excuse me. 710 01:04:23,350 --> 01:04:28,400 - Where's Cyril? - He's just coming. We've got a new passenger. 711 01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:30,650 - You'll never guess what it is! 712 01:04:32,150 --> 01:04:33,270 - Brandy! 713 01:04:34,310 --> 01:04:36,100 Brandy! 714 01:04:44,810 --> 01:04:47,520 No sign of the bus? - No. 715 01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:53,480 - Are you sure there's no other road? - Yes. Quit worrying. 716 01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:59,060 After three days, we rescue her. - I'll organise some photographers. 717 01:04:59,060 --> 01:05:04,560 - We're not dealing with normal kids. They're a bunch of Houdinis. 718 01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:07,810 - I'll keep watch while you sleep. 719 01:05:07,810 --> 01:05:12,020 - I couldn't sleep with my darling daughter dying of exposure up there. 720 01:05:12,020 --> 01:05:16,310 - Sorry. D'you want something to eat? 721 01:05:16,310 --> 01:05:21,810 - Just something simple. My poor baby, up there, dying of starvation! 722 01:05:21,810 --> 01:05:23,900 - Champagne. 723 01:05:23,900 --> 01:05:25,850 Truffles. 724 01:05:25,850 --> 01:05:28,440 Smoked salmon and asparagus. 725 01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:32,270 Hey, look! - What did I tell you? 726 01:05:32,270 --> 01:05:35,940 A bunch of Houdinis! Follow that bus! 727 01:05:35,940 --> 01:05:37,310 - Ye-es. 728 01:05:48,730 --> 01:05:53,270 - It's time to wake Cyril. - Good. - LOUD SNORING 729 01:05:56,150 --> 01:05:58,190 Cyril! Come on! 730 01:05:59,600 --> 01:06:05,350 - What do you want to wake me up for? I was having a fabulous dream. 731 01:06:05,350 --> 01:06:08,600 I dreamt I was on holiday! - I know. 732 01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:11,350 We never get out of this bus! 733 01:06:11,350 --> 01:06:16,520 It would be marvellous if we could get dressed up and go out somewhere? 734 01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:19,020 We all owe the boys so much. 735 01:06:19,020 --> 01:06:24,520 Why don't we take them out and give them a huge feast on us? 736 01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:29,560 - With dancing and champagne! - I want to really dress up! 737 01:06:29,560 --> 01:06:32,480 Those in favour? You tell 'em. 738 01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:37,190 - Boys, my partners and I would like to invite you 739 01:06:37,190 --> 01:06:39,980 to be our guests at our coming out party tonight. 740 01:06:39,980 --> 01:06:44,690 - Coming out? - Coming out of where? - The bus. At the next town. 741 01:06:44,690 --> 01:06:45,940 - That's great. 742 01:06:47,310 --> 01:06:52,400 - You have half an hour, girls. - I'd better shave. 743 01:06:54,650 --> 01:06:57,940 - TRADITIONAL AUSTRIAN MUSIC PLAYS 744 01:07:04,270 --> 01:07:07,400 How about this place? - It's a ritzy-looking joint. 745 01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:09,100 - Maybe we can find a smaller place. 746 01:07:09,100 --> 01:07:12,650 - No, only the best is good enough! 747 01:07:12,650 --> 01:07:17,940 It looks very comfortable to me. - Don't be filthy, Edwin. 748 01:07:17,940 --> 01:07:20,520 There's no more wine. - We'll have some more. 749 01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:24,400 Madam, please, just a little bit Wine. - No, just wine. 750 01:07:27,690 --> 01:07:31,270 - Have one more glass of wine. - Yes, I will have some more. 751 01:07:31,270 --> 01:07:34,850 This is the nicest place that we have been. 752 01:07:34,850 --> 01:07:38,980 It reminds me of someplace I know. 753 01:07:38,980 --> 01:07:44,980 - I've seen it all before. - Where? - White Horse Inn. - That's right! 754 01:07:53,850 --> 01:07:57,190 - One, two, three, one, two, three. 755 01:07:57,190 --> 01:08:00,770 - Something is happening to me 756 01:08:00,770 --> 01:08:04,150 - - Suddenly I'm on my feet 757 01:08:04,150 --> 01:08:07,480 - - And as the music flows through me 758 01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:11,230 - - I belong to the song With the one, two, three beat 759 01:08:11,230 --> 01:08:12,980 - 760 01:08:12,980 --> 01:08:16,480 - It's happening to me. - And me. - And me 761 01:08:19,270 --> 01:08:23,770 762 01:08:25,310 --> 01:08:31,810 - Is this me here really waltzing? 763 01:08:31,810 --> 01:08:34,400 - - Is this me here being so square? 764 01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:39,100 - Makes me sick and you sick 765 01:08:39,100 --> 01:08:42,230 766 01:08:42,230 --> 01:08:45,730 - This is me here really waltzing 767 01:08:45,730 --> 01:08:48,350 - - To a Viennese one, two, three 768 01:08:48,350 --> 01:08:53,600 - I'm Romberg and Frimilly 769 01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:57,400 770 01:08:57,400 --> 01:09:00,520 - I've got the urge to wear short leather trousers 771 01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:04,230 - - And dance the way Strauss's bat is. 772 01:09:04,230 --> 01:09:08,230 - cute blouses 773 01:09:08,230 --> 01:09:13,100 their cowses 774 01:09:13,100 --> 01:09:20,350 I shudder at the idea 775 01:09:20,350 --> 01:09:22,980 better, 776 01:09:22,980 --> 01:09:27,810 waltzing here. 777 01:09:38,270 --> 01:09:39,900 Come on! 778 01:09:53,150 --> 01:09:56,940 779 01:11:00,150 --> 01:11:06,100 780 01:11:06,100 --> 01:11:09,350 781 01:11:09,350 --> 01:11:13,270 all the three Strausses 782 01:11:13,270 --> 01:11:16,480 783 01:11:16,480 --> 01:11:21,520 violins playing 784 01:11:21,520 --> 01:11:26,810 waltzing, really waltzing 785 01:11:26,810 --> 01:11:33,770 now-ow-ow-ow. 786 01:11:48,270 --> 01:11:49,810 What are you doing? 787 01:11:49,810 --> 01:11:51,150 Don! 788 01:11:51,150 --> 01:11:55,440 - I've got to speak to you. Something's happened. - To the bus? 789 01:11:55,440 --> 01:11:59,600 - No, to ME. - What is it? 790 01:11:59,600 --> 01:12:03,480 - Remember those things I said to you about the way I feel about love? 791 01:12:03,480 --> 01:12:06,940 - You want to be free. 792 01:12:06,940 --> 01:12:10,690 You don't want to be owned. We needn't go through it all again. 793 01:12:10,690 --> 01:12:14,690 - Forget it. I don't want to be free. 794 01:12:14,690 --> 01:12:17,690 I do want to be owned. 795 01:12:17,690 --> 01:12:19,230 And I am in love. 796 01:12:20,940 --> 01:12:23,650 - Are you sure it isn't the wine and the music? 797 01:12:24,810 --> 01:12:28,190 - No, it isn't the wine, the women or the song. It's you. 798 01:12:28,190 --> 01:12:33,060 You, you, Y-O-U, Y-O-U. - Why-oh-me? 799 01:12:34,310 --> 01:12:36,100 - Because I love you, that's why. 800 01:12:38,440 --> 01:12:41,810 - - All at once, it's you 801 01:12:41,810 --> 01:12:45,600 - - It's you for me 802 01:12:47,480 --> 01:12:53,940 - - And all at once There's blossom on each tree 803 01:12:58,190 --> 01:13:02,980 - - It's so thrilling and so new to me 804 01:13:02,980 --> 01:13:08,650 - - This enchantment that you do to me 805 01:13:08,650 --> 01:13:14,980 - - And for ever in your spell I'll be 806 01:13:18,400 --> 01:13:25,440 - - All at once My doubts and fears are past 807 01:13:27,810 --> 01:13:34,690 - - I feel as though I've come back home at last 808 01:13:38,150 --> 01:13:42,230 - - I thought I was fancy-free 809 01:13:42,230 --> 01:13:47,020 - - Till I felt this magic glow 810 01:13:48,980 --> 01:13:53,060 - - Now you're for me 811 01:13:53,060 --> 01:13:59,230 - - And all at once I know. - 812 01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:07,730 - You don't believe me? 813 01:14:07,730 --> 01:14:11,600 - I don't want YOU to say anything I'll regret later. 814 01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:14,730 - I swore I'd never tell a girl I loved her, but I'm telling you now. 815 01:14:14,730 --> 01:14:16,270 I love you! 816 01:14:16,270 --> 01:14:22,900 I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. 817 01:14:24,400 --> 01:14:29,230 Am I boring you? - No, you're hurting me a little, but I'm riveted. Go on. 818 01:14:29,230 --> 01:14:34,020 - I'm sorry. I got so carried away with the way I felt that... 819 01:14:36,150 --> 01:14:38,190 How do you feel? 820 01:14:38,190 --> 01:14:42,350 - Just for the record, I've loved you ever since I was a little boy. 821 01:14:45,940 --> 01:14:53,230 - All at once my doubts and fears are past 822 01:14:55,900 --> 01:15:02,730 - - I feel as though I've come back home at last 823 01:15:06,850 --> 01:15:11,400 - - I thought I was fancy-free 824 01:15:11,400 --> 01:15:16,650 - - Till I felt this magic glow 825 01:15:18,100 --> 01:15:23,230 - - Now it's you for me-e 826 01:15:27,520 --> 01:15:33,770 - - And all at once I know. - 827 01:15:54,520 --> 01:15:57,310 Here. Hide it well. They mustn't see it. 828 01:15:57,310 --> 01:16:01,520 - This is worth a fortune! - It's insured. 829 01:16:01,520 --> 01:16:03,600 If we keep the story running long enough, 830 01:16:03,600 --> 01:16:06,560 I'll have hundreds of them. Cufflinks for you. 831 01:16:26,100 --> 01:16:28,230 - Mission accomplished. 832 01:16:28,230 --> 01:16:33,310 - We'll inform the Yugoslav border guards that a pendant is missing. 833 01:16:33,310 --> 01:16:38,310 - How do you get these fabulous ideas? - Pure mother love. Let's go. 834 01:16:45,190 --> 01:16:48,100 SPEAK SERBO-CROAT 835 01:17:22,600 --> 01:17:25,560 - There's my passport. I'm a foreigner. Do you mind?! 836 01:17:25,560 --> 01:17:28,400 I've got a British passport. 837 01:17:44,850 --> 01:17:48,230 - It seems the natives are restless. 838 01:17:48,230 --> 01:17:51,060 - Goodbye, Don. It was nice knowing you. 839 01:17:55,560 --> 01:17:57,600 - What can they be looking for? 840 01:17:57,600 --> 01:17:59,900 - We shouldn't have tried to smuggle a bus! 841 01:17:59,900 --> 01:18:02,100 - Has Charlie got a licence? 842 01:18:16,690 --> 01:18:19,190 - Maybe they're searching for dangerous weapons. 843 01:18:19,190 --> 01:18:22,020 - We can say goodbye to Steve's bongos! 844 01:18:25,520 --> 01:18:26,850 - Charlie! 845 01:18:42,440 --> 01:18:48,310 That's mine! He stole my pendant. It's got my picture in it. 846 01:19:09,150 --> 01:19:10,850 - Let's move it! 847 01:19:12,900 --> 01:19:17,690 - Let's get out of here before they change their minds. 848 01:19:17,690 --> 01:19:20,400 - Cheerio. Bye-bye. 849 01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:22,980 - Dovidjenja. 850 01:19:24,350 --> 01:19:27,190 CHORUS - "Bye-bye" 851 01:19:55,730 --> 01:19:58,060 - Cor, stone me! 852 01:19:58,060 --> 01:20:01,310 - Everybody seems to drive Thunderbirds over here. 853 01:20:01,310 --> 01:20:03,730 - That looks like the same one to me. 854 01:20:14,940 --> 01:20:18,850 - Put it over there. That road ought to delay them for a couple of hours. 855 01:20:18,850 --> 01:20:21,900 They might even get lost. - Over here? 856 01:20:21,900 --> 01:20:23,810 - No, over there! 857 01:20:46,770 --> 01:20:51,730 - Lost? - We should have gone the other way. This isn't a main road. 858 01:20:51,730 --> 01:20:53,650 - This is pretty wild country. 859 01:20:53,650 --> 01:20:58,770 - I have a feeling someone's trying to stop us getting to Athens. 860 01:20:58,770 --> 01:21:01,150 - Who? - I don't know. 861 01:21:01,150 --> 01:21:04,230 We're having too many delays. 862 01:21:04,230 --> 01:21:06,350 And there's that Thunderbird. 863 01:21:06,350 --> 01:21:07,980 - That was just a coincidence. 864 01:21:07,980 --> 01:21:09,810 - Perhaps he's going to Athens. 865 01:21:09,810 --> 01:21:14,190 - Maybe. Look, don't tell the others. 866 01:21:14,190 --> 01:21:17,310 - Donald! - Yeah? - Can we have tea now? 867 01:21:17,310 --> 01:21:20,850 - Yeah, we may as well. - Ah, who's a darling? 868 01:21:20,850 --> 01:21:24,190 - Sustenance! - What's for tea, girls? 869 01:21:24,190 --> 01:21:29,100 - Sandwiches - but we're short of one vital ingredient. - What? 870 01:21:29,100 --> 01:21:33,350 - GIRLS: Who forgot to buy the bread? 871 01:21:33,350 --> 01:21:38,350 Maybe there's a supermarket near. - Look at little Bo-Peep out there! 872 01:21:41,940 --> 01:21:44,900 - Maybe she could direct us to the nearest loaf of bread. 873 01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:46,980 - Maybe. Let's go. 874 01:21:46,980 --> 01:21:51,230 - Stay, Charlie. - Look after the girls, Charlie. 875 01:21:53,270 --> 01:21:56,980 - Oh, wait a minute. What's Yugoslavian for bread? - Hang on. 876 01:21:58,520 --> 01:22:03,400 Here's the guidebook. It's at the back. Don't be long! 877 01:22:06,810 --> 01:22:09,400 - Hey! - Hey, lady! 878 01:22:13,310 --> 01:22:14,900 - Hey, come back! 879 01:22:17,850 --> 01:22:19,350 Hey! 880 01:22:37,560 --> 01:22:42,940 - Come back! Come back! - Look, we just want to buy some bread. 881 01:22:42,940 --> 01:22:45,190 Bread! - She doesn't understand. 882 01:22:45,190 --> 01:22:47,440 - She looks scared. - She's frightened. 883 01:22:47,440 --> 01:22:52,100 - Don't be afraid. We friends. 884 01:22:53,560 --> 01:22:56,520 - Me Tarzan, you Jane. 885 01:22:56,520 --> 01:22:59,730 Oh, she's not with it. - Actions speak louder than words. 886 01:23:07,520 --> 01:23:09,270 - SHE STARTS TO CRY 887 01:23:09,270 --> 01:23:12,940 - Don't cry. - Sing to her. - What for? 888 01:23:12,940 --> 01:23:15,690 - Then she'll know you're a friend. 889 01:23:15,690 --> 01:23:20,770 - What'll I sing? - It doesn't matter. She won't understand you. 890 01:23:20,770 --> 01:23:25,020 Come on, he'll sing you something friendly. That's it. 891 01:23:26,650 --> 01:23:29,520 - - You must have heard Of Little Bo-Peep 892 01:23:29,520 --> 01:23:32,770 - - She was the girl with all the sheep 893 01:23:32,770 --> 01:23:37,730 - - Well, one day, it's sad to say, The sheep all ran away 894 01:23:37,730 --> 01:23:42,850 - - She was lonely and she was blue She was sad and a-cryin' too 895 01:23:42,850 --> 01:23:48,520 - - So I told her what to do I said, put on your dancin' shoes 896 01:23:48,520 --> 01:23:54,230 - your dancin' shoes 897 01:23:54,230 --> 01:23:59,850 away your blues. 898 01:24:02,350 --> 01:24:04,940 - Try something else. - I'll try another. 899 01:24:04,940 --> 01:24:07,400 - - A friend of mind had an accident 900 01:24:07,400 --> 01:24:10,270 - - Laughed so hard, Off a wall he went 901 01:24:10,270 --> 01:24:15,650 - - Humpty Dumpty was his name I guess you heard the same 902 01:24:15,650 --> 01:24:20,730 - - He was lying on the ground Bits and pieces all around 903 01:24:20,730 --> 01:24:27,150 - - So I told him what to do I said put on your dancin' shoes 904 01:24:27,150 --> 01:24:32,060 - - Put on your dancin' shoes Put on your dancin' shoes 905 01:24:32,060 --> 01:24:38,400 - - Put on your dancin' shoes And dance away your blues. - 906 01:24:38,400 --> 01:24:39,730 - Hey, hang on! 907 01:24:42,400 --> 01:24:45,730 - - I'm sure you know About Jack and Jill 908 01:24:45,730 --> 01:24:48,230 - - They're the ones That went up the hill 909 01:24:48,230 --> 01:24:50,690 - - Jack fell down and broke his crown 910 01:24:50,690 --> 01:24:53,690 - - Jill came tumbling after 911 01:24:53,690 --> 01:24:58,520 - - What a noise their cryin' made It was a-ringin' through the glade 912 01:24:58,520 --> 01:25:01,150 - - So I told them what to do 913 01:25:01,150 --> 01:25:04,690 - - And I changed their tears To laughter 914 01:25:04,690 --> 01:25:09,770 - your dancin' shoes 915 01:25:09,770 --> 01:25:15,020 away your blues 916 01:25:15,020 --> 01:25:20,770 your dancin' shoes 917 01:25:20,770 --> 01:25:26,690 yeah! 918 01:25:26,690 --> 01:25:31,150 - Quick. While she's in a good mood, what's Yugoslavian for bread? 919 01:25:32,350 --> 01:25:35,560 - The bride. - The bride. 920 01:25:35,560 --> 01:25:38,020 - The bride! 921 01:25:51,150 --> 01:25:54,020 Bride! Bride! 922 01:26:19,480 --> 01:26:21,440 Bride! 923 01:26:22,520 --> 01:26:24,520 Bride! 924 01:26:35,560 --> 01:26:38,400 - Not too much. Enough for eight. 925 01:26:41,560 --> 01:26:44,230 Are you sure nevjesta means bread? 926 01:26:48,230 --> 01:26:49,600 - Hey, Don! 927 01:26:51,230 --> 01:26:53,100 Bread is hleb. 928 01:26:55,190 --> 01:26:57,980 - What does nevjesta mean, then? 929 01:26:57,980 --> 01:26:59,440 - Bride. 930 01:26:59,440 --> 01:27:00,600 - Bride? 931 01:27:00,600 --> 01:27:02,440 Let's get out of here! 932 01:27:02,440 --> 01:27:04,730 - SERBO-CROAT 933 01:27:36,350 --> 01:27:38,940 RIPPLE OF APPLAUSE 934 01:27:41,020 --> 01:27:44,150 ALL: Ah-h! 935 01:29:59,520 --> 01:30:03,270 - Any sign of them yet? - No, and it'll be dark soon. 936 01:30:03,270 --> 01:30:07,940 They've been gone almost an hour. They'll be so hungry! 937 01:30:38,150 --> 01:30:40,850 - I told you we should have gone to Blackpool! 938 01:30:42,560 --> 01:30:45,480 Hey! Hey! Hey! Keep moving fellas. 939 01:30:46,940 --> 01:30:49,520 - Hey! Hey! hey! 940 01:31:03,900 --> 01:31:06,900 - I've got an idea. - What is it? 941 01:31:09,770 --> 01:31:12,060 - That's it. - Ah! 942 01:31:22,310 --> 01:31:23,900 I'll see you. 943 01:31:52,520 --> 01:31:56,940 - We'll never make Athens in time. - We will. Hold on! 944 01:32:35,850 --> 01:32:37,600 We made it! 945 01:32:48,190 --> 01:32:49,900 - What is all this about? 946 01:32:49,900 --> 01:32:53,020 - Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. 947 01:32:54,230 --> 01:32:57,980 Donald Preston? - Er...yes. - Congratulations! 948 01:32:57,980 --> 01:33:03,020 Well done! My name is Wrightmore. I'm with the British Consul. 949 01:33:03,020 --> 01:33:04,650 If there's anything I can do... 950 01:33:04,650 --> 01:33:07,100 - What's all this? 951 01:33:07,100 --> 01:33:13,690 - The sight of a London bus on the Continent has aroused curiosity. 952 01:33:13,690 --> 01:33:15,310 The press are playing it big. 953 01:33:15,310 --> 01:33:17,730 We've all been following your course. 954 01:33:17,730 --> 01:33:20,730 Here's yesterday's Daily Mail. 955 01:33:20,730 --> 01:33:23,230 - "That London bus operated by four young mechanics 956 01:33:23,230 --> 01:33:28,150 "seems to be going to Greece. A trio - Doh, Ray and Mi 957 01:33:28,150 --> 01:33:31,770 "and an American girl are aboard." 958 01:33:31,770 --> 01:33:33,850 - BRAKES SCREECH 959 01:33:36,190 --> 01:33:38,150 Come on! 960 01:33:43,440 --> 01:33:46,770 - "The bus was last seen... Continued page 3." 961 01:33:57,350 --> 01:34:02,100 - There they are! Arrest those people for kidnapping Barbara Winters. 962 01:34:06,400 --> 01:34:10,230 - What's all this about? - Stop it! 963 01:34:12,020 --> 01:34:14,310 Baby! Baby! 964 01:34:14,310 --> 01:34:16,850 Mother, what are you doing? 965 01:34:16,850 --> 01:34:19,150 $1m worth of publicity. 966 01:34:19,150 --> 01:34:21,770 I didn't know about this, Don. 967 01:34:21,770 --> 01:34:26,150 - Sure. Next time you want to travel, take a plane. 968 01:34:26,150 --> 01:34:29,940 - Don't worry. I'll get you out. 969 01:34:46,600 --> 01:34:51,440 - At least we'll be comfortable till the trial. - Yes, all right. 970 01:34:51,440 --> 01:34:53,850 Nice. - Girls... 971 01:34:53,850 --> 01:34:58,100 the boys and I are sorry. - What for? 972 01:34:58,100 --> 01:35:02,270 - If you'd caught your train you'd be working, not facing charges. 973 01:35:02,270 --> 01:35:06,980 - We wouldn't have missed it for the world. 974 01:35:06,980 --> 01:35:10,600 - I'll see you later. - Don, where are you going? 975 01:35:10,600 --> 01:35:12,400 - I want some fresh air. 976 01:35:12,400 --> 01:35:16,520 - We can sleep without stopping for red lights! 977 01:35:16,520 --> 01:35:20,690 Where's Don? - He's got the blues. 978 01:35:20,690 --> 01:35:23,310 Let him get it out of his system. 979 01:35:35,060 --> 01:35:38,150 - - They say I'll love again some day 980 01:35:38,150 --> 01:35:42,730 - - A truer love will come my way 981 01:35:42,730 --> 01:35:46,310 - - The next time 982 01:35:47,600 --> 01:35:54,690 - - But after you there'll never be A next time for me 983 01:35:59,400 --> 01:36:02,440 - - They say that I'll find happiness 984 01:36:02,440 --> 01:36:07,020 - - In someone else's warm caress 985 01:36:07,020 --> 01:36:09,440 - - The next time 986 01:36:11,230 --> 01:36:14,650 - - I'll soon forget your kiss 987 01:36:14,650 --> 01:36:17,730 - - And heartaches such as this 988 01:36:17,730 --> 01:36:22,520 - - Will just be ancient history 989 01:36:23,850 --> 01:36:27,150 - - They say that I'm a fool to weep 990 01:36:27,150 --> 01:36:31,730 - - That I won't go on losing sleep 991 01:36:31,730 --> 01:36:36,020 - - The next time 992 01:36:36,020 --> 01:36:39,350 - - That someone else will mend the heart 993 01:36:39,350 --> 01:36:44,850 - - You've broken in two 994 01:36:48,270 --> 01:36:55,400 - - But how can I fall in love 995 01:36:55,400 --> 01:36:57,980 - - The next time 996 01:37:01,150 --> 01:37:08,400 - - When I'm still so very much In love with you? 997 01:37:13,520 --> 01:37:16,810 - - They say that I'm a fool to weep 998 01:37:16,810 --> 01:37:21,270 - - That I won't go on losing sleep 999 01:37:21,270 --> 01:37:24,020 - - The next time 1000 01:37:25,730 --> 01:37:29,020 - - That someone else Will mend the heart 1001 01:37:29,020 --> 01:37:34,810 - - You've broken in two 1002 01:37:38,020 --> 01:37:44,440 - - But how can I fall in love 1003 01:37:44,440 --> 01:37:47,440 - - The next time 1004 01:37:51,310 --> 01:37:58,440 - - When I'm still so very much In love with you? 1005 01:38:03,100 --> 01:38:10,310 - - When I'm still so very much In love with you. - 1006 01:38:18,810 --> 01:38:22,480 - Clap hands, here comes Charlie! - Where have you been? - Just walking. 1007 01:38:22,480 --> 01:38:23,810 - KNOCK AT DOOR 1008 01:38:23,810 --> 01:38:26,650 - Who's that? - The house detective? 1009 01:38:26,650 --> 01:38:30,940 Mr Wrightmore! - Everything all right? - Depends on what you mean. 1010 01:38:30,940 --> 01:38:32,850 - A cable came for you this morning. 1011 01:38:35,520 --> 01:38:39,350 - "Your request for additional buses for your project approved. 1012 01:38:39,350 --> 01:38:45,020 "Very proud of you all. Onslow Harper, London Transport." 1013 01:38:45,020 --> 01:38:48,980 - If we had all those buses, maybe I could drive! 1014 01:38:48,980 --> 01:38:51,810 - All the way to jail. - Oh, yeah. 1015 01:38:53,100 --> 01:38:56,350 Wait till they hear that we've been accused of kidnapping 1016 01:38:56,350 --> 01:38:57,600 our first passenger. 1017 01:38:57,600 --> 01:39:01,020 - We never kidnapped her. 1018 01:39:01,020 --> 01:39:03,940 Her mother must be suffering from delusions. 1019 01:39:03,940 --> 01:39:08,350 - I've spoken to her. They're just down the corridor. 1020 01:39:08,350 --> 01:39:11,020 She's having a press conference at six. 1021 01:39:12,190 --> 01:39:13,850 - What's Barbara's room number? 1022 01:39:13,850 --> 01:39:16,270 - 483, I think. - Thank you, Mr Wrightmore. 1023 01:39:16,270 --> 01:39:18,730 - Hey, Don... 1024 01:39:31,350 --> 01:39:33,150 - Who is it? - Me. 1025 01:39:36,690 --> 01:39:39,480 - Go away. - Not on your life. 1026 01:39:39,480 --> 01:39:41,020 - TRIES TO OPEN DOOR 1027 01:39:41,020 --> 01:39:44,020 - Listen, Barbara Winters, if that's your real name, 1028 01:39:44,020 --> 01:39:48,810 I don't care what you've done, the fact is, I'm in love with you. 1029 01:39:50,100 --> 01:39:51,350 - Don! 1030 01:39:51,350 --> 01:39:54,980 - I realise it was just a publicity stunt. 1031 01:39:54,980 --> 01:39:58,440 Why didn't you go the whole hog and marry me? 1032 01:39:58,440 --> 01:39:59,730 - I'd love to! 1033 01:40:00,770 --> 01:40:05,150 - It'd be a great story. "American star marries mechanic." 1034 01:40:05,150 --> 01:40:08,230 - I'd love to. - I can see it now. Ten-inch banner headlines. 1035 01:40:11,190 --> 01:40:12,650 What did you say? 1036 01:40:12,650 --> 01:40:15,190 - I said I'd love to marry you. 1037 01:40:16,770 --> 01:40:18,350 - Barbara! - I love you! 1038 01:40:20,400 --> 01:40:22,060 - Shouldn't we open the door? 1039 01:40:22,060 --> 01:40:23,810 - She's locked me in. 1040 01:40:25,230 --> 01:40:30,400 She says if I ever see you again she'll put you in jail for years. 1041 01:40:30,400 --> 01:40:32,940 - Leave me to deal with your mother. 1042 01:40:32,940 --> 01:40:35,100 - You don't know her. - I'll see to her. 1043 01:40:36,560 --> 01:40:40,270 - Don, you don't know what she can do. - I said I'll deal with your mother. 1044 01:40:45,850 --> 01:40:48,690 Don't go away now. - I won't. Don! 1045 01:41:03,650 --> 01:41:07,400 - All right, quiet now! Take your seats, please. 1046 01:41:09,190 --> 01:41:10,900 Thank you very much. 1047 01:41:10,900 --> 01:41:14,190 I got you all here to give you the lowdown on this story. 1048 01:41:14,190 --> 01:41:17,350 It's not a very pretty story. 1049 01:41:17,350 --> 01:41:21,350 Still, it's kind of a beautiful story because it concerns a mother, 1050 01:41:21,350 --> 01:41:24,690 an American mother - 1051 01:41:24,690 --> 01:41:29,940 the very beautiful and charming Stella Winters. 1052 01:41:29,940 --> 01:41:31,980 - APPLAUSE 1053 01:41:31,980 --> 01:41:33,980 Thank you. 1054 01:41:33,980 --> 01:41:39,190 Ladies and gentlemen of the Press, my story begins seven days ago. 1055 01:41:39,190 --> 01:41:44,940 That's a lifetime to a mother whose daughter has been kidnapped. 1056 01:41:48,020 --> 01:41:49,440 - Come on! 1057 01:41:49,440 --> 01:41:51,400 - Barbara! 1058 01:41:52,440 --> 01:41:56,190 - The boys will get you out. I have a date with the Press. 1059 01:41:56,190 --> 01:41:59,560 - Cyril, you're the smallest. - But you're the strongest! - Edwin! 1060 01:41:59,560 --> 01:42:03,150 - Hey, fellas! Careful! Mind the suit! 1061 01:42:08,770 --> 01:42:10,020 - Cyril? 1062 01:42:10,020 --> 01:42:15,600 - You pushed. - Cyril! - Hurry up. We haven't got all day. 1063 01:42:15,600 --> 01:42:17,480 - Careful. Come on. 1064 01:42:19,100 --> 01:42:20,480 - Ow! 1065 01:42:20,480 --> 01:42:23,520 - Am I hurting you, Cyril? - No. No. 1066 01:42:27,400 --> 01:42:30,020 - We've got you. 1067 01:42:30,020 --> 01:42:32,560 Are you OK? - Yes. - Right, let's go. 1068 01:42:32,560 --> 01:42:33,940 - Hey, fellas! 1069 01:42:43,600 --> 01:42:48,100 - Here in Athens, I caught up with those hoodlums 1070 01:42:48,100 --> 01:42:51,440 and now my lovely daughter is back with me. 1071 01:42:51,440 --> 01:42:54,900 Right now, I ask only one thing. 1072 01:42:54,900 --> 01:42:59,150 I'd like to meet one of those hoodlums. - That's not difficult. 1073 01:42:59,150 --> 01:43:02,020 I'm one of them. - This is a hood? 1074 01:43:02,020 --> 01:43:04,560 You've got a nerve turning up here! 1075 01:43:04,560 --> 01:43:10,230 - I thought the press would like to hear our side. - (It's OK.) 1076 01:43:10,230 --> 01:43:14,020 - How about it? - We're not taking sides. 1077 01:43:14,020 --> 01:43:17,560 - You got something to say? Say it! 1078 01:43:17,560 --> 01:43:19,020 - All right... 1079 01:43:19,020 --> 01:43:23,400 - - Big news, big news Big news, big news 1080 01:43:23,400 --> 01:43:29,810 - - Have you heard the news? Here's the news to hit the headlines 1081 01:43:29,810 --> 01:43:32,940 - - Better hold page one 1082 01:43:32,940 --> 01:43:37,770 - - Have you heard the news? I'll give you a headline story 1083 01:43:37,770 --> 01:43:42,270 - - You'll be cheering When my story's done 1084 01:43:42,270 --> 01:43:47,060 - - I want to make a statement I want you all to hear 1085 01:43:47,060 --> 01:43:51,480 - - Listen closely to me for the story of the year 1086 01:43:51,480 --> 01:43:56,810 - - I've found a plan for livin' To last me all through life 1087 01:43:56,810 --> 01:44:01,520 - - I'm gonna take that girl of mine And make her my wife 1088 01:44:01,520 --> 01:44:03,600 - - Have you heard the news? 1089 01:44:03,600 --> 01:44:06,150 - - Have you heard What I've been saying? 1090 01:44:06,150 --> 01:44:10,400 - - I've been saying that She's the girl for me 1091 01:44:10,400 --> 01:44:15,350 - - Now here's another statement To all of you today 1092 01:44:15,350 --> 01:44:19,900 - - When you get my story Then print the words I say 1093 01:44:19,900 --> 01:44:24,770 - - In ten-inch banner headlines For everyone to see 1094 01:44:24,770 --> 01:44:29,810 - - I'm gonna wed this girl of mine Cos she's in love with me 1095 01:44:29,810 --> 01:44:34,400 - - Now you've heard the news Now you've heard why I'm so happy 1096 01:44:34,400 --> 01:44:39,230 - - I'm so happy and it's clear to see 1097 01:44:39,230 --> 01:44:43,520 - - Now you've heard the news Now you've heard why I'm so happy 1098 01:44:43,520 --> 01:44:48,520 - - I'm so happy Cos she's in love with me 1099 01:44:48,520 --> 01:44:50,060 - - Big news, big news... - 1100 01:44:50,060 --> 01:44:51,770 - I think we've got trouble. 1101 01:44:51,770 --> 01:44:53,940 - What did you think of that? 1102 01:44:53,940 --> 01:44:58,560 - If Barbara were here, she'd tell you it's a pack of lies. 1103 01:44:58,560 --> 01:45:01,190 - If Barbara loves this guy, you'd give your consent? 1104 01:45:01,190 --> 01:45:05,350 - I'd drop all charges. 1105 01:45:05,350 --> 01:45:09,020 I only want my baby to be happy. 1106 01:45:09,020 --> 01:45:11,020 I do love him, Mother. 1107 01:45:18,190 --> 01:45:23,100 - Is it true you're taking 200 London buses to the Riviera next year? 1108 01:45:23,100 --> 01:45:25,270 - 200 buses? 1109 01:45:25,270 --> 01:45:27,400 - Will you form your own company? 1110 01:45:27,400 --> 01:45:33,100 - He's going right to the top. He needs help to shape his career. 1111 01:45:34,150 --> 01:45:36,850 - Will you form an American branch? 1112 01:45:36,850 --> 01:45:41,100 - Gerry, there's nothing we couldn't become. 1113 01:45:41,100 --> 01:45:44,810 A transport tycoon. They'll make us a lord. 1114 01:45:44,810 --> 01:45:49,230 We'll be presented at court. We'll curtsy. 1115 01:45:49,230 --> 01:45:51,900 - Now, look, Stella! 1116 01:45:51,900 --> 01:45:54,230 Now, look, please! 1117 01:45:56,400 --> 01:45:58,440 - Young man... 1118 01:46:00,310 --> 01:46:02,100 ..you may kiss me. 1119 01:46:05,900 --> 01:46:07,400 Baby! 1120 01:46:12,900 --> 01:46:14,440 Don! 1121 01:46:14,440 --> 01:46:17,600 - Thanks again, Mr Wrightmore. We'll be back soon. 1122 01:46:17,600 --> 01:46:20,190 - There's a lot of interest in your trip. 1123 01:46:20,190 --> 01:46:24,230 - Double-Decker Tours will start in two weeks. 1124 01:46:24,230 --> 01:46:28,190 We're going to have our holiday first. - Good luck, Don. 1125 01:46:39,900 --> 01:46:44,230 - We're all goin' On a summer holiday 1126 01:46:44,230 --> 01:46:47,270 - - No more workin' for a week or two 1127 01:46:47,270 --> 01:46:51,310 - 1128 01:46:51,310 --> 01:46:57,810 week or two 1129 01:46:57,810 --> 01:47:01,480 1130 01:47:01,480 --> 01:47:05,270 1131 01:47:05,270 --> 01:47:08,850 1132 01:47:08,850 --> 01:47:12,730 1133 01:47:12,730 --> 01:47:16,810 1134 01:47:16,810 --> 01:47:20,770 1135 01:47:20,770 --> 01:47:23,940 1136 01:47:23,940 --> 01:47:27,230 1137 01:47:27,230 --> 01:47:29,940 1138 01:47:31,270 --> 01:47:33,810 1139 01:47:35,600 --> 01:47:39,520